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Tortoise Demotivational Poster


MCDONALDS - Their Burgers Are Made Fresh !!




Road Rage -




Hunting Tortoises -




THE TRUTH ABOUT TWO FAIRY TALES -




Stampeding... tortoises... -


TAGS: stampeding tortoises lumbering path sedate
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Krickit - April 30, 2013, 9:23 am
This started my morning out right. Hilariou5


THE AWESOMIST VERSION - of that old story, "The Tortoise and the Hare"




THE COUNTRY - Sometimes it's good to grow up there, sometimes you're mother was on pot while pregnant and it only makes things worse.


TAGS: pot pregnant tortoise turtle mother mom birth defects country growing up grow
Rating: 1.69/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Ronski - October 1, 2009, 11:11 pm
Now THAT is a very attractive Tortise.


Speed Kills -


TAGS: turtle tortoise snail animals speed
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

rerun - December 8, 2015, 7:40 pm

reminds me of the 1st time I took a quaalude
GaryO - December 7, 2015, 10:14 pm
N-I-C-E
JesusWept - December 7, 2015, 10:53 am
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - December 7, 2015, 10:41 am
LOL! I hear this a lot going thru canyons n stuff! What if that is a full grown 20-30 lb turtle? 5 L!


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